For sale....by owner?

2769 years old dragon in very good health ,practically mint condition for sale to the highest bidderFor sale....by owner?
lol! A dragon? I want one!For sale....by owner?
I will give you six shillings for it, nothing more nothing less especially if you can't prove its a purebred dragon.
only interested in one that is at least 3000 years old. sorry.
this isn't ebay
and let me guess, your a magical wizard.
Name your price!
Kool
what would i do with a dragon? lol